Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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