you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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