She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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