NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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