i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I looked at my own cervix.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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