Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Fuck appropriateness.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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