Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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