coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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