real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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