Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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