we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF