Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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