Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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