I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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