i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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