Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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