Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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