she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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