He asked to "fluff my boner.."
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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