After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize