I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Welp...herpes.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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