i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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