sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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