But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
did you just send me my own nude
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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