i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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