So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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