Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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