super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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