Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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