I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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