Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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