You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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