Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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