I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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