I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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