We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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