??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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