were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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