weddingsv make me drug and hornr
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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