I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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