lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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