Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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