Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The adults are the big ones right?
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