that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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