Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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