garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
