He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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