It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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