Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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