Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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