remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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