I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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