I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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