shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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